Why should Germany get one of our greatest Facebook treasures? Why let him languish with an au pair who won't be documenting his AWESOMENESS on Facebook all the time?
I can get a decent family lawyer for a flat fee of $3500-$4500 depending on a number of factors. I need half of that up-front. The rest I can hustle in my own but I need a hand on the initial hump.
Germany can get their own Fred; this one's ours.