Federation of Cannabis Churches

I’m just starting to realize our true situation. Ken Kesey and the Merry Pranksters became my biggest role models when I was entering high school. We know today the Pranksters were spiritually evolved beings leading a new enlightenment. But they also could have just as well declared themselves missionaries and taken full protection of the First Amendment.

My advice to everyone is to band together with your friends and create your own cannabis-friendly ministry. Then sign up with the United Federation of Cannabis Churches, which has leaders like Bill Levin, Chris Bennett and me on the board of directors. Suddenly, the powers-that-be will have to start treating all of us with some real respect, or face some major lawsuits. The people have the power. And religion is the hoodwink they have been manipulating to manifest war for profit. But it can also be our greatest shield of protection. So let’s start protecting ourselves and have some fun in the process.

If you don’t want to invent your own cannabis-friendly religion, feel free to apply to become a chapter of the Pot Illuminati, The First Church of Cannabis or any of the other emerging traditions that have joined the federation.