Cigarettes and Booze for Justin

I don't have money for booze or cigarettes and want them. Think of it like a homeless person but on the Internet. I will even buy the kind of cigarettes and/or booze you request via your donation. I'll write a vivid description of my experience drinking the booze and/or smoking the cigarettes for you. I'll even make a video of me whilst drinking and/or smoking if you want. Basically I'll do stuff for you if you give me money for booze and cigarettes. Like a homeless person, but on the Internet. Social Justice. Charity. Non-profit. Democracy put to good use. Honest homeless people.  Also this is a test to see who my true friends are.

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