Never Going to Make It; Darian Bikes to Las Vegas

Introduction:

Hi, I'm Darian Irwin, a comedian and avid cyclist based in Austin, Texas. I've been on a life-changing journey over the past year, shedding 200 pounds with the support of my trainers at Onnit Gym. The transformation has been nothing short of incredible, and it’s not just physical; it's opened new doors in my comedy career as well. I’ve recently been selected to perform at a huge comedy festival in Las Vegas. Here’s the twist: I plan to ride my bike from Austin to Vegas to get there!

The Dream: A Documentary

To capture this surreal, pedal-powered journey to Las Vegas, we aim to create a documentary titled, "You're Never Going to Make It." We need to raise $35,000 to make this happen. This will cover:

-A new bike fit for the arduous journey

-RV rental for the team to follow me

-An award-winning filmmaker and production gear

-Gas, Food, and other essentials

Why We Need Your Help

We already have $12,000 from generous donors and initial sponsors like Onnit Gym and The Creek and the Cave, a cornerstone of the Austin Comedy Scene. We have only 2 weeks to reach our goal to ensure everything is in place for the trip and festival.

Sponsors and Support

Onnit: Providing essential supplements and free training space.

Creek and Cave Comedy Club: Huge cash donation!

Non-Cash Donations

We are in need of a few things!

-Have an RV or Sprinter Van we could borrow or rent? We can offer our Level 5 package and

The Timeline

Fundraising: Ends in 2 weeks

Journey Start: September 14th

Skankfest: September 28th to October 2nd

Stay Updated

We'll keep you posted with regular updates and behind-the-scenes action. Your contributions not only fund the documentary but also make you a part of this incredible journey.

Let’s Make It Happen!

With your help, we’re not just going to make it; we’re going to make it memorable.

Click the "Donate" button now and let's make this dream a reality!

Thank you for your love, laughter, and support.

#RideWithDarian #NeverGoingToMakeIt

Feel free to share this campaign on social media and let’s make some waves. The clock is ticking, and we need all the support we can get!

DISCLAIMER: no raffles, sweepstakes, giveaways, or returns on investment are offered in exchange for any donations made