Being sight-impaired sucks

Being sight-impaired sucks.

Being sight-impaired, acquired as an adult, sucks.

Being sight-impaired, acquired as an adult, in the US, sucks.

Being sight-impaired, acquired as an adult, in the US, and then fucking losing a 2-square-inch artifact of joy in your own apartment, has got to be a conflux of sucktitude and embarrassment.

https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/comment/43098477#Comment_43098477

This campaign is to buy Jacob Corbin a new CPU. The specific CPU in question is Ryzen 3800XT. The campaign is set to one tier higher, the price for a 3900XT on B&H Photo Video.

https://www.bhphotovideo.com/c/product/1570790-REG/amd_100_100000277wof_ryzen_9_3900xt_3_8.html

I dunno, I'm not a good salesperson. I'm better at arguing than selling. Jacob is a cool guy. Developing blindness as an adult sucks shit. You know me to be an honest dude, I'm not gonna buy hookers and blow with your money.* Help me buy our friend a new CPU.

* If I buy hookers and blow, they'll be for Jake.