Raise The Roof!

I am an artist and a new home owner.  Both my realtor and inspector told me about how bad the roof is but it looked like I had some time to fix it. It has recently gotten worse and I need to take action as soon as possible before it starts causing damage to the inside of the house. I would appreciate any help I'm given and if I were to receive any additional funds beyond the goal listed I will use it toward the laundry list of other things that need to be done to the house. I need a metal roof put on by a professional and the first quote was $5000 and I'm sure there will be additional expenses because the person who gave the quote didn't actually get on the roof. 
If you  give $100 I will make a custom painting for you.
If you give $500 I will make you a custom painting  and we will treat you to dinner for you and 3 friends at Hobos & Homos Cafe (Marion's own eclectic southern fusion restaurant that happens to exist at my house and only when we feel like cooking...for you. So we can set up a menu and pick an evening and create a three course meal just for you.) 
If you give $1000 I will make three custom paintings for you and make dinner for you and 7 of your friends at H & H. 
Any and all help would be appreciated so if you contribute anything at all I will make something cool for you. YOU ARE LOVED!