Petition for David
Donation protected
We are a group of passionate students from Temple University with one cause: To erect a statue of David Duchovny, star of Californication, in place of a proposed football stadium.
We sincerely believe this football stadium will only do harm to the community, it will tear apart the foundation of our town, whereas a beautiful marble statue of David Duchovny, smiling and heavenly,
shirtless probably,
will bring a shining beacon of hope to the community, and restore it to its rightful glory.
The money will be used to further our campaign for a better world and college campus.
The funds must come in before these pigs build their football stadium where David Duchovny rightfully deserves to be forever commerated in marble.
The students, the community and the world will be forever grateful for your funding.
May he watch over us always.
David,
Duchovny,
Star of Californication.
We sincerely believe this football stadium will only do harm to the community, it will tear apart the foundation of our town, whereas a beautiful marble statue of David Duchovny, smiling and heavenly,
shirtless probably,
will bring a shining beacon of hope to the community, and restore it to its rightful glory.
The money will be used to further our campaign for a better world and college campus.
The funds must come in before these pigs build their football stadium where David Duchovny rightfully deserves to be forever commerated in marble.
The students, the community and the world will be forever grateful for your funding.
May he watch over us always.
David,
Duchovny,
Star of Californication.
Organizer
Henry Blosfelds
Organizer
Philadelphia, PA
