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First of all, I am a very boring writer............................
Today, I hereby announce to the world, that I will be running for POTUS in 2024. As president, the first thing I will do for America, is fully de-regulate marijuana. My plans get more complicated from here, because I am currently a recreational smoker, and I have trouble coming up with the right thing to say when I smoke it................................... I won't smoke it anymore.
The second thing I do is fully de-regulate Marijuana by the work of the DEA, with the intellectual help and collaboration of the FBI, CIA, Judicial System, and the Executive Branch... During my campaign I will not announce my Vice-Presidential pick. I hereby request to any soul that summons this gofundme page, to donate one penny. If I succeed; we will have stood up to our government in a way that hasn't been done before, and good things will happen for America when it comes to communications with soverign nations, because I am "nice". My Vice-President will be the best negotiator I can find when it comes to working on the trade agreements (and wartime treaties) between America, and every single country in the world, to ensure FAIR and prosperous trade between nations that have resources we do not. However, we "supply" the world with innovation, invention, and the hardest work ethic of any other country, and that is our bargaining power.
The money we earn from these negotiations will be spent on improving the standard of living in AFRICA and South america. As little money as possible will be spent on war. Without immediate action, GoFundMe knows for a fact that I will not reach my goal of $10,000,000, because buzz quickly fades. It is my destiny to write the words that I am writing at this time...................... because human beings actually donated me $10,000,000. ;) I am psychic. If this works, I will do everything in my power to make sure that America is the third recipient of the money that we gain through our already improved ;) trade agreements. But Africa and South america WILL come first. If I'm the president of the United States, good things will happen.
What I am asking you for at this very moment, is the opportunity for me to get on the debate stage, and show these morons how to handle every argument. By having them argue the principles that I stand for, the issues will be discussed more openly, because my opinions are generally acceptable to the vast majority of people. The correct way to win an argument is by having an opinion that the entire human race can agree with. If I have the opportunity, I will surely be elected president. And legalize marijuana.
But if I get enough money (motivation) to gain power, instead I will go for Senator in 2024 (because of my age) or whenever senators in whatever states get elected... Who cares honestly, I will hold off on my campaign until I become legal age to run for President. And NOT select a vice president ;)
But the truth is, that even though this is the only way I will ever be elected president. I will not go through with it. Because nobody will ever donate a penny.
Today, I hereby announce to the world, that I will be running for POTUS in 2024. As president, the first thing I will do for America, is fully de-regulate marijuana. My plans get more complicated from here, because I am currently a recreational smoker, and I have trouble coming up with the right thing to say when I smoke it................................... I won't smoke it anymore.
The second thing I do is fully de-regulate Marijuana by the work of the DEA, with the intellectual help and collaboration of the FBI, CIA, Judicial System, and the Executive Branch... During my campaign I will not announce my Vice-Presidential pick. I hereby request to any soul that summons this gofundme page, to donate one penny. If I succeed; we will have stood up to our government in a way that hasn't been done before, and good things will happen for America when it comes to communications with soverign nations, because I am "nice". My Vice-President will be the best negotiator I can find when it comes to working on the trade agreements (and wartime treaties) between America, and every single country in the world, to ensure FAIR and prosperous trade between nations that have resources we do not. However, we "supply" the world with innovation, invention, and the hardest work ethic of any other country, and that is our bargaining power.
The money we earn from these negotiations will be spent on improving the standard of living in AFRICA and South america. As little money as possible will be spent on war. Without immediate action, GoFundMe knows for a fact that I will not reach my goal of $10,000,000, because buzz quickly fades. It is my destiny to write the words that I am writing at this time...................... because human beings actually donated me $10,000,000. ;) I am psychic. If this works, I will do everything in my power to make sure that America is the third recipient of the money that we gain through our already improved ;) trade agreements. But Africa and South america WILL come first. If I'm the president of the United States, good things will happen.
What I am asking you for at this very moment, is the opportunity for me to get on the debate stage, and show these morons how to handle every argument. By having them argue the principles that I stand for, the issues will be discussed more openly, because my opinions are generally acceptable to the vast majority of people. The correct way to win an argument is by having an opinion that the entire human race can agree with. If I have the opportunity, I will surely be elected president. And legalize marijuana.
But if I get enough money (motivation) to gain power, instead I will go for Senator in 2024 (because of my age) or whenever senators in whatever states get elected... Who cares honestly, I will hold off on my campaign until I become legal age to run for President. And NOT select a vice president ;)
But the truth is, that even though this is the only way I will ever be elected president. I will not go through with it. Because nobody will ever donate a penny.
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Brian Dempsey
Organizer
Pawleys Island, SC
