Hugh's Chops MUST GO!!!

I have mutton chops. Most of you may or may not already know this. I receive mixed reactions. Some say "nice". Others criticise. I think the idea is better than the product. They'd probably work if I could actually grow a beard but whatever. Hopefully I'll be able to grow a full beard in a couple of years. Maybe even less! Anyway, I have decided that I should get rid of them at some point. WHY NOT NOW?!?! Ok. Now. I will shave them off. But only for money! Pay me and I will shave them off. In case you think that I plan on pocketing the money, do not worry, I will not. I AM DONATING THE MONEY TO CHARITY!!!!! Not sure which one, I will let yous decide. Collectively. So please donate! It will go to a good cause! Goodbye mutton chops! :'(