Teo's 1st Birthday

Dear YOU, Teofilo is due to turn one year old on November 5th and we wish for him to meet his Grandmama, Aunties, Uncles and Cousins on the other side of the world. Although he fits neatly in a cardboard box, it is, apparently, illegal to ship infants and seeing as neither Steamy or I can prove to be a more worthy Paper-Scissors-Rock player, we're up for a steep bill of flights. As some of you may know, I am not usually one to ask for help especially of the financial sort, however (and somewhat unbelievably), this situation is larger than my ego. In the midst of starting a new business I'm struggling to come up with the coin to fly my family to the States. Please help Teo, assisted by his cash poor parents, travel across the globe to share his encapsulating lust for life with those who care for him dearly. With much love and gratitude for reading thus far,Tristan x