Zelda fan in need of NintendoSwitch

I'm a die hard Legend of Zelda fan (at least I like to think I am) and I'm looking to raise enough money to get myself a Nintendo Switch. I've tried saving up money myself, but then college keeps finding ways to suck all of the money from my bank account. I've fantasized about starting one of these for a while, but I always thought that this place was for people going through rough times, sob stories, etc. So my beta fish died a little while ago...help me raise money to drown my sorrows in the Nintendo Switch and Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild. All donations of any size are greatly appreciated.