Pussy Wagon: Mutant Vehicle

It is time for the Desperados to return to our dusty home in the desert, and this year, we have something extravagant in the works: our very own mutant vehicle, the Pussy Wagon. A lumbering covered wagon with an upholstered vagina serving as the rear entrance, the Pussy Wagon will be a welcoming mobile saloon with music, whiskey, and fine woodworking and upholstery. Most importantly, however, we hope it will foster productive dialogue around femininity, gender, and sexuality.

As you can see, the vehicle is merely in need of some critical finishing touches: extra-large wagon wheels, bespoke by yours truly; a proper mutated tractor to save our poor aging backs; an expanded porch off the back; and most importantly, a large, upholstered vagina to serve as entrance and exit. We've already got a magnificent club-level sound system donated and loaned to us by wonderfully generous beings.

We're not saving any lives here (I don't think) but this project is very important to those of us who put unreasonable time and effort into providing a wonderful experience for others at Burning Man. And the wagon will travel with us to many places as we broaden our lovely community, spreading joy and good times across the Bay Area, California, and beyond. Perhaps we'll even pay you a little visit!