Lose weight so I fit through the border wall

President Trump just posted his picture of his planned border wall here: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1076239448461987841.

I took a photo of myself in front of a real SUV and pasted it over the SUV in president Trump's picture to see if I could fit through the gaps.

Aty 6'3" and around 250 lbs, I am too fat to fit through the gaps, unless I go sideways and hold my tummy in. I want to lose weight so I am slim enough fit through the gaps in the border wall without holding my tummy in... even though I never plan to go through it...

$1808 after paying income tax on the GoFundMe proceeds (see https://www.ketv.com/article/irs-cancer-survivor-owes-19-000-in-taxes-from-donations/7652336), is enough to buy a Concept2 Model D rowing machine, including sales tax and shipping.

What happens if I raise more?

I also have stretch goals, including:

A life fitness FlexStrider: https://shop.lifefitness.com/platinum-club-series-flexstrider-variable-stride-trainer
Other cardio machines
Weight training equipment
A tennis court at home
An new extension to my house to house my home gym... and an indoor basketball court...
And I'll find more in the unlikely event that my donations exceed the cost (including sales and possible income taxes) for the above.
Am I the worthiest recipient of money on GoFundMe? Definitely not ;-) But please donate anyway. It will make me happy :-)