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FoR My BiRtHdAy tHiS yEAr i aM aSkInG fOr DoNatIoNS tO *enter something I have no clue or interest about*... jokes, my birthday is in November, and apparently I am not nice enough to give remote fucks about fish choking on plastic in the ocean.
Sidenote №1: I have also been challenged by someone that none of you will give a shit about this need of mine, so basically in a way we can say what I am asking for is to prove this mofo wrong (best part of the internet, amiright).
So, for those who do not know: my name is Mary, I am 27 years old, and I have no friends - obviously a person in need.
Below are 2 ways to help me:
1. You become my friend (goodluck)
2. You help me sponsor my friends’ trip to Terraforma so I get to chill with them for 3 days
These guys* are too nice to accept my offer of lending them the required euro billz because, citing, “we don’t want to party in credit”, so I am left with this crowdfunding thing.
Sidenote №511: I have specified € 450 as the final amount, but if we get to raise even half, they probably will accept the rest of it from me.
Some mathematics:
- € 450/2 = € 225
- € 225/5 (speculating that even the nicest of you would donate at most 5 euros) = 45
Fourty fucken five is the number of people I need to give a fuck. Pretty huge number, given the fact that I do not have friends. Wowzies. But anyways, it is Wednesday, I am here in the office bored as hell, writing this was definitely fun-er than working.
I promise to care more about fish and stuff if this works out. I will also post some sick photos of my friends on social media in an attempt to make you believe I have a life.
P.S. Feel free to share this post because chances are you have more friends on facebook.
Cheers,
M
*Here is a picture of them waiting on you to put the money on the table:
Sidenote №1: I have also been challenged by someone that none of you will give a shit about this need of mine, so basically in a way we can say what I am asking for is to prove this mofo wrong (best part of the internet, amiright).
So, for those who do not know: my name is Mary, I am 27 years old, and I have no friends - obviously a person in need.
Below are 2 ways to help me:
1. You become my friend (goodluck)
2. You help me sponsor my friends’ trip to Terraforma so I get to chill with them for 3 days
These guys* are too nice to accept my offer of lending them the required euro billz because, citing, “we don’t want to party in credit”, so I am left with this crowdfunding thing.
Sidenote №511: I have specified € 450 as the final amount, but if we get to raise even half, they probably will accept the rest of it from me.
Some mathematics:
- € 450/2 = € 225
- € 225/5 (speculating that even the nicest of you would donate at most 5 euros) = 45
Fourty fucken five is the number of people I need to give a fuck. Pretty huge number, given the fact that I do not have friends. Wowzies. But anyways, it is Wednesday, I am here in the office bored as hell, writing this was definitely fun-er than working.
I promise to care more about fish and stuff if this works out. I will also post some sick photos of my friends on social media in an attempt to make you believe I have a life.
P.S. Feel free to share this post because chances are you have more friends on facebook.
Cheers,
M
*Here is a picture of them waiting on you to put the money on the table:
Organizer
Mary Sarrgsyan
Organizer
Milan, Metropolitan City of Milan
