Help Me Get Elected To Parliament!
I don't know about you, but I get the feeling that Britain could do with a leader of the opposition.
Well, here I am.
I'm standing as an independent ANTI-BREXIT candidate in the third safest Labour seat in the country. Apparently, overturning the majority of Tory-voting non-scouse traitor Stephen Twigg is "impossible".
Impossible? Ha. BRING IT.
I'm Graham Hughes. Trotter of globes, breaker of records, winner of islands. I eat impossible for breakfast. If anyone can save the nation, it's me.
But, as with everything I do, I can't do it alone. I need your support. I will lead a national movement to SMASH BREXIT. I will form a new centralist political party from Labour's ashes. I will be the voice so badly missing from the national debate: knowledgeable, articulate, inspiring and a little bit dangerous.
I'm about to embark on my most fantastic journey yet. But that journey starts with YOU.
Please give what you can.