Get Jack a Werewolf for Charity

My 2-year-old son Jack wants an animatronic werewolf for Halloween. I’m not buying him one. Jack cried and threw a temper in Home Depot when I said no. I thought it was funny. However it seems more people are on Team Jack than Team Dad so here’s the proposition:

Raise enough for me to buy the werewolf and I will buy it for him out of my own pocket, and then donate whatever is raised on here to the START Children’s Center, Inc. Not-For-Profit.

Everyone wins...except me.