A Pirate Ship to Sink The Endeavour ☠️
Argh Me Harties,
That wretched land lubber Scott Morrison plans for a replica of the Endeavour to circumnavigate Australia. And he's using taxpayer doubloons!
Help me me raise funds to build a great pirate ship and hire a fearsome crew so that I might take to the seas and chase The Endeavour.
In the unlikely event that we do not raise the full $6.7 million, we may have to settle for a more modest vessel than the mighty galleon that is pictured in my mind's eye. Perhaps a scoop, a yacht or dinghy. Nevertheless, the Brown Pearl will take to sea!
-For Clarity-
These funds will be used to put on a pirate themed theatrical performance to protest the Australian government's plan to celebrate the voyage of Captain Cook.
Any funds raised will go towards props, costumes, boats, media and labour to make this theatrical performance happen.
The funds will be withdrawn directly into my business accounts and used to fund the performance.
There no intention to purchase genuine knives, explosives, ammunition, firearms, or other weaponry or accessories or commit any act of violence.
Argh me hearties.
