Send The Mandy Connell Show Away

I have a radio show in Denver, Colorado.  I am on  1 to 4pm, which everyone knows isn't a prime spot, but nonetheless, I like it.  HOWEVER, in the last month, our Morning Show has gotten to go to the Inauguration in DC, and now one of them is at Rockies Baseball Fantasy Camp!!! To add insult to injury, the afternoon show on after me is broadcasting live from the freaking SUPER BOWL now.  And where is my show going?  Nowhere.  And I mean that literally, not metaphorically.  So I am asking for your help.  Since my company spent all it's money sending our morning and afternoon shows to fancy things, I would like you to donate so I, my producer and possibly my intern (he's negotiable if the money is too low) can go somewhere and broadcast.  Anywhere, really.  I've set the goal high with absolutely no expectation of reaching it.  If you donate, no matter how small an amount, you can also vote on where we should go in the comments section.  Please be generous and creative.  Hawaii would be great.  I've always wanted to go to Hong Kong.  At this point I'd settle for Omaha.  Or a bus station in Colorado Springs.   Understand of course that if everyone suggests somewhere horrible we will completely override that and pick something else.  The only question left is: why WOULDN'T you donate to make this happen?  

Sincerely and with a heart full of jealousy,

Mandy Connell
The Rodney Dangerfield of Radio