I'm running the greatest half marathon the north has - The Great North Run. Also, I hear it's the biggest half marathon in the world
. I'll be running it for the pooches everywhere - Dogs Trust
Anyways, my goals for the half marathon are to:
(a) try not to die;
(b) pet every dog I see while training;
(c) pet dogs during the race if I see any - my time be damned.
If that's not enough, I'm happy to flood your email inboxes with cute dog photos EVERY DAY. Considering your right to privacy and stuff, you'll need to send me your email address directly, tho.
Lastly, look at these cute doggos.
I've included one cat for those cat people out there, only because I don't want to polarise my donors.
P.s. Please donate. It's for a good cause. Dog's Trust gives stray and abandoned dogs a second chance. They're caring for more than 15 000 dogs every year.