Give us money cause we're married and we love it!

Mathilde Maire is organizing this fundraiser.

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Hi, it's Mathilde and Everett. We're getting married, as you probably already know, and we live on a different continent, as you probably already know. Because money is lighter and easier to fit on a bag than...a blender for example, it is what we desire.

What would we use it for, you ask? We'd like to go to Tokyo next year, we'd like to buy stuff for our place, hell, maybe we'll buy drugs with it. Neither of us really do drugs, but being married seems like a good excuse to start. Frankly, it's none of your business, you nosey little thing you.

We did this gofundme cause our registry website doesn't let our guests choose the sum they'd like to give and doesn't let them be bought more than once. Boo. Two thumbs down.

If you give us money, you'll get all these wonderful gifts:

A cute thank you card from us.
A hug. (Quality and duration of hug dependent on value of money given.)
The peace of mind in knowing you didn't freeload dinner, drinks, and dancing at our expense, as well as the knowledge that you won't be quietly resented in the back of our minds. WHAT A DEAL!

Give us money please. We love you. Bye bye!