Dyin is a drag

Dearest Folks, I am tryin to raise some cash for Hospice care and my funeral. I've been roughed up somethin awful from the cancer. I've stopped treatment and been unable to work. With my job went the insurance. I'm rich with love but poor in money. I ain't lookin to have my casket drug through town with fancy horses or to end my time stayin at The Ritz. I'd just like to be able to give my Mama some peace of mind and git a pine box to rest my bones in. Sincerely,RileyDWilson