Anthony needs your help!

Guess what everybody? Your good friend Anthony is a big dumb idiot and gave $3,000 to a fraudelent eBay representative in an attempt to purchase a car. Whoops!

My car was totaled about a month ago, and I was duped by a few guys working together who represented the auto dealer, eBay agent and eBay customer support.

My goal: reach 300 people who will donate $10 each, for the "Anthony, you're an idiot and you can't trust everyone," fund. 

I believe there are way more good people than bad in the world. Let's stick it to'em.

Thanks for your help! 

With gratitude,
Anthony Ostland