Bluntgirl and Chronica go to New Orleans
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Snoochie Boochies!
Jonelle and Caroline here (aka Bluntgirl and Chronica)... Kevin Smith is filming a Jay and Silent Bob reboot and we've been chosen to appear as costumed extras! I've been a fan of his totally inappropriate and hilarious dick and fart jokes for over 20 years; it's the kind of light-hearted silly comedy that can get your mind off things for a couple hours like little else. Being able to be a part of one of his movies in even this small way would be amazing! Thing is- it shoots in New Orleans NEXT WEEK! Being just extras- we need some help with travel expenses from our friends, family, and any one willing to fork over that sweet sweet movie money!
Don't worry we follow the Book- help us and we'll do a little something for you:
Donate $10 The Phat Doob- Get a crisp high five and handful of partially melted chocolate covered pretzels.
Donate $25 The Merc with the Mouth- Crisp high five and a signed 8x10!
Donate $50 The RST Video Package- Go to see the movie with Bluntgirl and Chronica (no restraining order required)!
Donate $100 The Millennium Falcon- Movie plus personalized video shout out from Bluntgirl and Chronica!
Donate $250 The Mega Mooby Special- Dinner with the super hetero-lifemates!
Donate $500 The Blunt Signal- Bluntgirl and Chronica will appear at your next live event! Bar/Bat Mitzvas, Doggie birthday parties, Grandma and Grandpa's anniversary, Divorce parties, or ya know a dispensary 420 celebration ;)... Own a convenience store? We'll loiter in front of it!
Donate $1000 The Truth or Date- We'll hang out with you at the closest mall food court and harass your ex-girlfriend, convincing her not to go on a dating show.
Donate $3000 The Cockknocker - All of the above plus we will allow you to tattoo an image of us on your body, take us on a road trip, smoke all your food, and eat all your weed! Even cut off one of your hands Jedi style (international waters only).
Some restrictions apply to all of the above- Including but not limited to- No, we're not gonna fly somewhere to do any of this crap. No, we're not taking you to French Laundry for dinner. And actual violence is not an option withing the continental United States.
Jonelle and Caroline here (aka Bluntgirl and Chronica)... Kevin Smith is filming a Jay and Silent Bob reboot and we've been chosen to appear as costumed extras! I've been a fan of his totally inappropriate and hilarious dick and fart jokes for over 20 years; it's the kind of light-hearted silly comedy that can get your mind off things for a couple hours like little else. Being able to be a part of one of his movies in even this small way would be amazing! Thing is- it shoots in New Orleans NEXT WEEK! Being just extras- we need some help with travel expenses from our friends, family, and any one willing to fork over that sweet sweet movie money!
Don't worry we follow the Book- help us and we'll do a little something for you:
Donate $10 The Phat Doob- Get a crisp high five and handful of partially melted chocolate covered pretzels.
Donate $25 The Merc with the Mouth- Crisp high five and a signed 8x10!
Donate $50 The RST Video Package- Go to see the movie with Bluntgirl and Chronica (no restraining order required)!
Donate $100 The Millennium Falcon- Movie plus personalized video shout out from Bluntgirl and Chronica!
Donate $250 The Mega Mooby Special- Dinner with the super hetero-lifemates!
Donate $500 The Blunt Signal- Bluntgirl and Chronica will appear at your next live event! Bar/Bat Mitzvas, Doggie birthday parties, Grandma and Grandpa's anniversary, Divorce parties, or ya know a dispensary 420 celebration ;)... Own a convenience store? We'll loiter in front of it!
Donate $1000 The Truth or Date- We'll hang out with you at the closest mall food court and harass your ex-girlfriend, convincing her not to go on a dating show.
Donate $3000 The Cockknocker - All of the above plus we will allow you to tattoo an image of us on your body, take us on a road trip, smoke all your food, and eat all your weed! Even cut off one of your hands Jedi style (international waters only).
Some restrictions apply to all of the above- Including but not limited to- No, we're not gonna fly somewhere to do any of this crap. No, we're not taking you to French Laundry for dinner. And actual violence is not an option withing the continental United States.
Organizer
Jonelle Whitehouse
Organizer
Murphys, CA
