Support my Level 3 Sommelier Certificati

I would like to receive my Level 3 Sommelier Certification to improve my future (because let's face it, I'm broke). I have been studying to become a sommelier and the only real roadblocks I keep hitting are financial. I have completed Levels 1 and 2.  While this is not considered a " noble" cause by many of my hippy friends, this will make my future brighter. No, I won't be saving babies in a third world country. No, I won't be joining a missionary to show native barbarians the true meaning of life. However, I will become an expert in wine and this will benefit you! The more support I get, then more money I will receive and the more likely I will be able to take this class. Then I will land a high paying job and be able to buy everyone who donated presents which will probably include wine. The class is $4,700 which is way more than I am worth (seriously, I don't have that much in assets)