Help with my divorce!!

I know, I know, you're all probably sick of the help me fund this or help me fund that etc....and I also know there are a TON of worthy causes that need your help and my cause is rather miniscule in comparison. But, I'll be honest, brutally honest. It's been a really rough financial year for me, and I don't mean OMG I CAN'T GET MY NAILS DONE, more like omg I can't pay my rent anymore....which is now irrelevant since my landlord is selling my house and myself and two boys need to move.  Long story short, I'm down to nothing in the funds department. I could start over, and get the money for a security deposit on an apt. or even maybe my own house if my divorce were finalized. Problem is, I can't afford the retainer.  Now, we've almost just settled on an agreement, but I'm getting scared, I need to find a place to live and need the settlement money to do that. So...here it goes.  PLEASE help, I'll contribute myself as much as I can. I'll send you homemade goodies like cranberry sauce and applebutter. I'll trade out work if you need help. And when its all over I promise I'll invite everyone over for an awesome thank you dinner with the only talent I have, lots of yummy food! 
I wouldn't even consider doing this at this point if I didn't need to worry about finding a new abode asap!  

So thanks...and pay it forward.  Also, if you live in the area, I'm collecting new and gently used womens coats, hats and gloves and non-perishable food items. I will pick them up if you're local!