Ultimate Honeymoon Getaway

While we aren't taking an immediate honeymoon, we do still want to begin our wedded bliss with a bang.  Since we already have 3 toasters, 97 forks, kitchen appliances that are stored in the bathroom, but no money, we are asking for monetary donations instead!  Please help us arm wrestle orangutan, play hide and seek with eels, base jump off glaciers, or find Nemo.  Or perhaps, we will have to settle for a romantic walk through the woods after posting a toaster review online.  No matter how this turns out, we appreciate it all!