Don't Let The Screen Door Hit You

To help provide finanical assistance to all those celebrities, athetes and any other elitist who stated they would leave the country if Donald Trump won. Our goal is to be able to fund an infinite number of bus tickets to Tijuana, Mexico so they might escape the new Trump era and start a new life for themselves in a third world country so that they might gain a little perspective. Our goal is their happiness so what I would like to say to them is don't let the screen door hit you.

Who am I?
I am a private citizen who believes in holding accountable all those who promote a cause, through a public forum.  "To those whom much is given, much is expected." Anyone wishing to withdraw up to $100 in  financial assistance, to purchase a bus ticket out of the country, may do so on this website. This offer is good for 90 days.  At the conclusion of 90 days, any money remaining in the account, will be donated to local non-profit charities, to include, but not limited to:  Women's Care Medical Center, Christian Service Center of Gulf Shores, Mary's Shelter Gulf Coast, Youthreach Gulf Coast and other worthy causes.  After all money is exhausted, there will be an independent auditing of the account in the spirit of complete and total transparency.  I personally will not receive a penny from this account. Again, let me make this perfectly clear; I will not benefit financially in any way form or fashion from any money donated to this account.