Dirtbike Repair
Donation protected
Meet Dirtbike.
He’s a badass.
Not even a muthafuggen hawk trying to snatch him from a 6 story apartment window can kill him off.
The other day, this hawk swooped down, grabbed his skull with its talons, and Dirtbike was all like “MEOWOT TODAY BITCH” and clawed himself to freedom.
Problem is, freedom came with a price: a 6 story fall into the neighbor’s potted succulent collection.
He was found clinging on to dear life with 2 broken legs, a broken hip, shattered jaw and his middle digits aimed directly at death’s face.
We were able to rush him to the vet and save all 8 of his remaining lives, but Dirtbike repair ain’t cheap.
So we’re asking for fellow badasses, like you, to donate some money towards keeping our lil' legend alive.
We’ll throw you back some Dirtbike swag (pictured below) if you do.
Donations over $10 get a laptop sticker.
Donations over $50 also get a rad Dirtbike t-shirt.
Donations over $100 get a metaphysical “Get Out Of Hell Free” card.
He’s a badass.
Not even a muthafuggen hawk trying to snatch him from a 6 story apartment window can kill him off.
The other day, this hawk swooped down, grabbed his skull with its talons, and Dirtbike was all like “MEOWOT TODAY BITCH” and clawed himself to freedom.
Problem is, freedom came with a price: a 6 story fall into the neighbor’s potted succulent collection.
He was found clinging on to dear life with 2 broken legs, a broken hip, shattered jaw and his middle digits aimed directly at death’s face.
We were able to rush him to the vet and save all 8 of his remaining lives, but Dirtbike repair ain’t cheap.
So we’re asking for fellow badasses, like you, to donate some money towards keeping our lil' legend alive.
We’ll throw you back some Dirtbike swag (pictured below) if you do.
Donations over $10 get a laptop sticker.
Donations over $50 also get a rad Dirtbike t-shirt.
Donations over $100 get a metaphysical “Get Out Of Hell Free” card.
Organizer and beneficiary
Madison Myers
Organizer
Pleasant Hill, CA
Helena Schlesinger
Beneficiary
