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Colorado Border Wall

$100 of $1.0M goal

Raised by 13 people in 5 months
Here in Colorado we are being accosted by outsiders jacking up our rent, smoking our weed and using our preciously fracked energy. We need a WALL around Colorado to stop people from entering. In addition, I promise to use these funds to attempt to force out anyone who has moved here in the last 10 years in an effort to MAKE COLORADO GREAT AGAIN!!!

Who am I? angry coloradan
what am I doing? BUILDING WALL
why? BECAUSE

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This spoof brought you by http://televisiongeneration.com

Because people are actually donating to this parody campaign, any funds raised will be donated to a local charity of my choosing (because I’m in a band most likely something that helps youth through music, I haven’t decided which yet).

1) I am against the Trump border wall and created this campaign to raise awareness of the ridiculousness of the idea
2) I will donate any funds raised to a charity or possibly another gofundme campaign for someone who really needs it
3) funds will be transfered to myself before being deposited into another GFM account or charity
4) this campaign began as a simple joke, but since it has ‘gone viral’ to an extent and received donations, this money will be put towards helping people, unlike the Trump border wall funds that only serve to divide us.
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Breaking news! The Trump border wall campaign has failed. But all hope is not lost. We can still protect our state from the rapidly approaching drug cartels and corn tortillas. Try the Colorado Border Wall today!
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We have 1,032 miles of wall to build, I have already begun collecting legos for the cause.
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$100 of $1.0M goal

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JE
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JUAN EDWARDS
5 months ago
$5
Kyle James
5 months ago
LS
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DV
$5
Don Vergas
5 months ago
$10
Anonymous
5 months ago
LC
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Luna Cash
5 months ago
CF
$10
Connor Flynn
5 months ago
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5 months ago
$20
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