Borzoi Needs A Tour Van!!

Hi all! Borzoi's van exploded! Now we need to rent one or we won't be able to go on tour! Please donate. Even $5 would be very helpful. Thanks!
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REWARDS & LEVELS!

$5 - PAULY SHORE
       reward: A link to the Pauly Shore wikipedia page.

$10 - GARY BUSEY IN PREDATORS 2
       reward: Your name in a special thank you video filmed over Jay Reatard's grave.

$25 - GARY BUSEY IN LEATHAL WEAPON
       reward: Pauly Shore wikipedia link, name over Jay Reatard, AND!!! a copy of Borzoi's 2017 Tour Tape 'The Golden Years' FEATURING SUCH HITS AS:

$50 - PATRICK SWAYZE
       reward: Reatard, Tape, a guest pass into the Beerland Green Room for Borzoi's tour kickoff show May 10th AND for every $50 donation Taylor Browne will have that many beers or glasses of wine before Borzoi's show in Atlanta.

$100 OR MORE - MARK E SMITH
       reward: Reatard, shore link, tape, AND a personalized song written FOR YOU by THE BAND.