BHBlack u14 Disciplinary Compliance
Donation protected
If Carlsberg were a team they would be BHBlack U14.... why? Well we do things differently!
So.... this is the BHBlack disciplinary compliance webpage
Every time your darling Son is late to training a donation is expected!! Yes you all know who you are... turning off the notifications on the what’s app and then being late
Every time you can’t find the right kit and ‘WonderSon’ rocks up a vision in red , when everyone else is busting out their blue one .... you make a donation.
Every time you shout negative comments, throw your toys out of the Pram and have a ‘moment’ you make a donation ... applies to parents, kids and coaches alike.
Every time Dan fails in his duties to provide the necessary snacks you make a donation.
Every time you rock up to watch a match whilst completely hungover/still drunk from the night before (Claire and Claire I’m feeling this one may be for you).. you make a donation.
the ‘forgo fortnite skin’ donation... every time your darling Son doesn’t shake hands, swings off the goalposts or mucks about at training THEY make a donation... feel free to deduct from their V bucks.
Every time your Son fails to turn up to training without prior notification you make a donation...no need for a medical certificate but a text would be appreciated:)
the amount is up to you all... every single penny goes towards team days out for the kids.
£1 is suggested donation but anything goes we take it all.
we looking towards a day in Southend at the end of the summer/half term and a xmas top golf event ... so any money we raise goes towards these.
finally the reason Stu made me in charge of this... fully expect to see me on it!! I think I have failed in my organisational duties already after my attempt at reusing the registration fee envelope
With my tongue firmly in my cheek... welcome to the BHBlack disciplinary compliance collection agency
So.... this is the BHBlack disciplinary compliance webpage
Every time your darling Son is late to training a donation is expected!! Yes you all know who you are... turning off the notifications on the what’s app and then being late
Every time you can’t find the right kit and ‘WonderSon’ rocks up a vision in red , when everyone else is busting out their blue one .... you make a donation.
Every time you shout negative comments, throw your toys out of the Pram and have a ‘moment’ you make a donation ... applies to parents, kids and coaches alike.
Every time Dan fails in his duties to provide the necessary snacks you make a donation.
Every time you rock up to watch a match whilst completely hungover/still drunk from the night before (Claire and Claire I’m feeling this one may be for you).. you make a donation.
the ‘forgo fortnite skin’ donation... every time your darling Son doesn’t shake hands, swings off the goalposts or mucks about at training THEY make a donation... feel free to deduct from their V bucks.
Every time your Son fails to turn up to training without prior notification you make a donation...no need for a medical certificate but a text would be appreciated:)
the amount is up to you all... every single penny goes towards team days out for the kids.
£1 is suggested donation but anything goes we take it all.
we looking towards a day in Southend at the end of the summer/half term and a xmas top golf event ... so any money we raise goes towards these.
finally the reason Stu made me in charge of this... fully expect to see me on it!! I think I have failed in my organisational duties already after my attempt at reusing the registration fee envelope
With my tongue firmly in my cheek... welcome to the BHBlack disciplinary compliance collection agency
Organizer
Joanne Draper
Organizer
