Bengal Had An Expensive Accident

Bengal's a simple cat; he enjoys tanking brews, hanging around parking lots, and talking back to people who need to hear it.  This may sound like inappropriate behavior for a cat, but at the age of fourteen who are we really to tell him what to do. This lifestyle doesn't come without risks and an occasional rolling stones cover, and on a bender of easter rum ham back rubs bengal was tragically struck by a car who really had no business being on Bengal's turf, at least that's they way he see's it. Luckily he didn't use up all his lives touring with the Grateful Dead as a Jerry Garcia's shadow writer, but it'll take at least what he used to make in a summer of sex, drugs, and rock n' roll to get him back on his paws. So if you're a carbon based life form who has ever appreciated this relic of the past, or simply recognize a good cause when you see one throw a little cash towards the old guy. He promises to have back-stage passes to the Grateful Dead's next tour once he can get Jerry to start returning his calls.