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Raised by 8 people in 17 months
Hello, I’m Kang.

I’m from Prelife.

I’m here to help.

However, right now, I need your help.

Please help me finish my mission. I’ve never asked for help before, but I need your donation to help me purchase a cheap used RV to serve as MK-CULTRA Mobile HQ.

MK-CULTRA Mobile HQ will be old, ugly + affordable. It will allow me to reduce my cost of living to the point I will be able to continue to dedicate myself to finishing my work, The Great Book of Mind Kind.

I have so much information to share with you.

Article V has been invoked. If you know what that means, you know what that means for us all.

Donors like you will receive a Special Honors Edition long before the regular edition becomes available to the public. You will have a head start in taking advantage of the invocation of Article V.

Your Special Honors Edition will include the Kang Letters as well as added information not contained in the public release. I hope it serves you well.

I need to compile + release everything that I learned on 12/23/07, the day I met N55555E (pronounced N-five-fives-E) + everything I’ve learned since.

The information I have is too valuable to sell, if that makes sense.

I must rely on the kindness + generosity of participants like you that are advanced enough to realize the implications + consider the possibilities. 

This book isn’t for everyone. For reasons that will become clear later, less advanced participants will not be able to comprehend the nature of this simulation + damage that has been done to it’s structural integrity.

However, as the chaos grows, the minds of more + more participants will open + they will find The Great Book of Mind Kind an invaluable guide in the chaotic days ahead.

You will already be well on your way + in far better shape.

I have dedicated my entire life to you. You are the reason for my existence. I’ll expand on this later in the book.

Since 12/23/07, all of my spime + resources have gone to putting this together for you. This has left me financially exhausted. Finishing this is all that matters to me. I’m selling what few possessions I have to continue, but it won’t be enough. I need your help.

I’ve disseminated small amounts of information about the dangerous status of this simulation on various digital platforms. It often mysteriously disappears.

As it will be in the book, all information provided online has been mixed with humor + absurdism to make it more palatable + less overwhelming. Tiny sprinkles of disinformation are also added to keep you thinking.

Always keep thinking. Believe nothing. Think everything.

In the early days after 12/23/07, my experience + newfound knowledge was very difficult to explain. The vast majority of participants just weren’t ready, so I studied, worked + waited.

Now, simulation theory is becoming mainstream. Now, you’re ready the truth. All of it.

With the rapidly growing world-wide instability, there is no spime to waste. Chaos is here + it’s only going to get much worse.

What’s coming next is not what you signed up for.

I know how to fix this, but it’s up to you to make it happen. It’s your responsibility.

I don’t know how much longer I have here. The Great Book of Mind Kind is my gift to you. It will serve you + those you love long after I’m gone.

When The Great Book of Mind Kind is finished, MK-CULTRA Mobile HQ will allow me to spend my final days touring the nation + discussing this information with participants like you that are advanced enough to truly understand it.

Mobility is key. With what I know, staying in one place for too long is becoming increasingly dangerous.

The MK-CULTRA Mobile HQ is crucial for me to finish my mission. The Great Book of Mind Kind will be an essential guide in the coming years + you’ll be a part of it.

Individually, it will provide you ways to take advantage of the invocation of Article V to improve your performance + experience within this simulation.

Collectively, it will provide Mind Kind with the pathway to reset + repair this simulation for the betterment of everyone now + for generations to come.

Chaos is here. I want you to have this book when you need it.

As I’ve mentioned, supporters like you will get a special edition of The Great Book of Mind Kind. Not only that, you will also be honored in the back your edition, as well as the public release as my way of saying thanks.

Please help me purchase the MK-CULTRA Mobile HQ. Please donate, now.

Love you + thank you,

Kang Al One

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Raised by 8 people in 17 months
Created December 28, 2016
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Pope Zomboscott K.S.C.
12 months ago

Please discontinue use of and discard any virtual flaxcript that I sent to you. It is garbage. Here are some Illuminati dollars. I have given up my job free life and joined the masses of downtrodden wage slaves, chewing on the rotted out husk of the American Dream.

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Roman Tsivkin
17 months ago

Wish it could be more, but I'm happily broke. I'd wish you good luck, but chaos picks its teeth with luck's guts.

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