Bury Me in the Cubs Fan Wall

$303 of $2,100 goal

Raised by 19 people in 35 months
Danny Rockett  CHICAGO, IL
Hi Everyone! I never really cared much about where I was to spend eternity. That is until today! At Bohemian National Cemetery in Chicago,Il stands "Beyond the Vines". It's a Cubs fan ivy covered burial wall complete with stadium seating, a bullpen bench, and real turf and bricks from Wrigley Field!




Slots are going fast, and I thought it would be a nice idea if you paid for it all. That way, when I'm alive I can visit my own grave and think about all the awesome people who bought it for me. And! I get to be interred in the coolest tomb of all time!!

The "Eternal Sky Box" and the Memorial Name Plate go for 2100$. I know I should be kickstartering for a new album like everyone else, but I'll pay for that myself. I want YOU to pay for my grave, because YOU are most likely the person who put me in it! Just kidding. We all know I did it to myself.

If I happen to outlive you....ok...stop laughing...IF...I outlive you, you will also have the opportunity to dance on my grave before I'm even in it. So this is truly a win win for all of us.

So won't you start giving for when I stop living?
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Update 8
24 months ago

Donate to my #Cubs grave and I'll parody your song of choice and sing about the Cubbies!
https://soundcloud.com/danny-rockett/the-long-and-winding-cubs-season
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Update 7
24 months ago

I'm over the $300 mark for my Fund-My-Awesome-Grave-A-Thon! #cubs #death
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Update 6
24 months ago

With the #Cubs 2014 season dead and buried, isn't it time you considered donating to where I will be spending eternity?
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Update 5
29 months ago

This is awesome! Only 87% away from funding my #Cubs grave!
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$303 of $2,100 goal

Raised by 19 people in 35 months
Created October 29, 2013
SS
$20
Steve Sangalli
24 months ago

Thanks for the entertainment. Would like to see a show someday. I'm a Cardinal fan married to a Cub fan and read this site to keep her informed and her hopes up. Serious!!

SD
$10
Sue Draper
28 months ago

To the green and beyond.... : )

AS
$20
Ann Sonneville
29 months ago

I'll save the trip to Applebee's for the post-burial soiree. Happy Birthday!

$10
Katelyn Kelley
29 months ago

Happy 40th birthday! I figured you're at LEAST halfway to the grave now, why not aid in getting it for you?

KM
$10
Kiersten M
29 months ago

Good luck! But wait a while to die.

JC
$40
John Crotteau
29 months ago

Happy 40th Birthday, Danny!! C'mon everyone, let's give ourselves something to piss on!!

CR
$12
Catherine Rahmes
35 months ago

You're already over 250 years old, in dog years.

DO
$50
david oconnor
35 months ago

Once there was a way, To get back homeward. Once there was a way To get back home. Sleep, pretty darling, Dot not cry And I will sing a lullaby.

JP
$50
jason paige
35 months ago

Can I request a piece of you for a man purse and some of your teeth and bones for jewelry? Also if u can spare an organ or two for a chili I'd like to make I'd even donate more.

TA
$6
The Holy Spirt Aker
35 months ago

I want to see what Im paying for, so go play in traffic.

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