Christian's Graduation Slush Fund
Hey everybody. So they're letting me graduate from UW-Madison this Saturday. I'm barely dragging myself across the finish line here. Seriously, I cut one of my final papers three pages short and ended it with this:
I'll be finishing college with a single digit balance in my checking account, no more savings, no job (yet), and a mountain of student debt. Despite all that, I still feel like I should celebrate in a way fit for the occasion, and in Madison that means hitting the bars like everyone was hoping Mayweather and Pacquaio would hit each other.
To do that, I'll need a slush fund. Currently, I could only afford one (1) Miller Light, and I couldn't afford to tip (Sorry, Liz. You'll just have to accept my love, even though we both know you never will). The facists over at Kickstarter denied my fundraiser idea because they thought it was "unrealistic," "selfish," and "dumb." They may be right about two of those things, but my friends that know me know that when it comes to bar spending, I'm anything but selfish when I have the money. Basically, I'm hoping a few kind strangers will help allow me to go out and be a degenerate for the last night that it's socially acceptable. Help me enjoy the night with my friends and drink to forget the bad times, remember the good, and commemorate four great years and a piece of paper.
Cheers!
Organizer
Christian Wilson
Organizer
Madison, WI