Give Money to This Week in Mormons

We need money. It's really that simple. Do you think producing This Week in Mormons is cheap? We have hosting fees, production fees, Fiverr fees (where else would we get our awesome theme song?), and basically, we like money. We'd like more of it.

So if you have a spare dollar, hyrvnya, pound, euro, ruble, yen, yuan, rupee, CFA franc OR Swiss franc, bring it on.

What will this money be used for, you ask? The answer is: a bevy of things, going as far as paying our annual salary so we can do This Week in Mormons full-time and not be bothered with things like actual jobs.

But other items of note that are made possible through your generosity:

-Recording gear that is more expensive than we actually need

-The Fender Jazzmaster Geoff has coveted for years. He'll use it to write bad pop-punk songs that we'll THEN mock on the show. See? You win.

-An XBOX One so we can play Fifa together, which is a means to "strategize" and "team build"

-Spanish-language podcasts (OK, this one's actually for real)

-A down payment for a Tesla

-Five Chromebooks to be given away in arbitrary fashion

-We can move to Utah and live in Daybreak

Truly, you are the music makers and you are the dreamers of dreams. 

If we reach the full goal, we'll send you a mug with our visage upon it.