Buzz's Big Gay Dance Party PFXII

Okay, Campers! This is it! The last hoorah! The King Kong of house music dance parties, The One who started it all at PorcFest draws to a close after 6 years and The Duchess presents her *Grand Finale* in fine fashion! The sixth and final year shan't disappoint… but I need your help to make it happen! If we are going to go out with a bang, then let's do this! It's the one you've been waiting for. You know how this works! You want a party? I'll provide with your help! You don't want to miss out on the best event at PorcFest. Bring a fun costume!

$10 Golden Porc Donors will be sent a link to the 2015 Dance Mix Soundtrack afterwards.

Bitcoin! Yes, I take it! 
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Every. Dollar. Counts! And I won't donation-shame you for $2 bucks like some people will. In fact, everyone who has ever donated for *ANY AMOUNT* can say that I have personally thanked them for their generosity, big or small.

A generous donor will MATCH the first $500 bucks!! How awesome is that?!! <3

This year, I'm pulling out all the stops in an attempt to make this the biggest, gayest dance party ever!
Best costume, best dancer, and of course Ms. Porcu-Pole get prizes, besides the fame. You know the drill!
Dress it up and bring it. No, really… bring it!
Share this event with friends. Share and share!

I've never made a nickel on this party, (in fact, a lot comes from my own pocket) but it would sure be nice to break even for once.

Let's do this!! I can only make it happen with your help. As per usual - You donate, I deliver! I guarantee you won't forget this one!

[*For those with questions about where the money goes… tons of screws, nuts, bolts, paint, lumber, cords, wires, lights, lasers, fog machines, and ecoutrements have to be bought, ….a boatload of props and a metric tonne of decor have to be built and installed… PA, lasers, fun fare and skilled labor have to be paid for, DJ's and music have to be bought. A lot of shit gets destroyed every year too, so we have to replace it. We break shit accidently, of course. It's all in good fun! Then it all has to be broken down and disposed of. Somebody's got to clean it up. It costs money. It's a really, really long list and all of it, every detail, every single item, has to be thought of, worked out, bought, paid for, packed, and then travel to the NH woods …way long before the party starts. Then cleaned up. This is where you come in. Your donation makes it all happen prior to the event. Any questions? Ask me!]

Friday night, June 26th, 8pm - Midnight!

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Volunteers, I need you! *Even 15 minute volunteers.* 

Let's get this party started!! I love you guys!
XOXO,
-The Duchess

FAQ:

Q) "Do I have to be gay to attend?"

A) That's the joke. It's always been the joke. 90% of those who attend are straight.

P.S. Welcome to the hottest event at PorcFest! Now go get a costume!

See! You! There!