irrational sense of entitlement

Hi everyone first off my name is David Anderson i dont want any hate comments i just want help. Im a lazy bastard and i dont like to work. Doctors say i suffer from a very common disease called irrational sense of entitlement. They say it wont kill me but it makes me feel like people owe me something for nothing. I have very shitty luck i have 6 warrants for my arrest and a suspended license but i dont want to go to jail so if everyone could donate money that would be really great. I also crashed my bike late last year into the side of a truck due to some idiot driver not paying attention but i really want to ride again but i cant afford a new bike because i waste what little money i do get on drugs and other worthless shit so if everyone could just get together and buy me a new bike that would be great.