Move This Cat to the Suburbs

This young man is Hans (government name: Alonso). Since birth, he's never had a real home to call his own. Right now he's slumming it in the inner city of Saint Louis. The crackheads keep breaking in, stealing everything around him. Please show Hans a new way of life, a safe one he can enjoy away from the criminal element. He wants a top notch education, lower insurance rates, and an escape from the stresses of city life. Oh, and a car.