I Need This Pipe Organ House

Ever want me to move? Here is your chance!

I need this pipe organ house, and it is far away from here. I also need an amount of cash that is far away from what I have. If everyone in my vicinity would kindly chip in two or three dollars, I will move and you will never have to see me again! How fantastic is that? I'll be Michigan's problem, and no one from around here likes Michigan. Am I right?

I also have the knowledge and will power to keep the pipe organ running for as long as I live, and hopefully for many years afterwards. Not to mention I am a sound designer and I have always wanted a real pipe organ. I've just been enamored with them since I was little, so even if you don't know me any amount to help me fulfill this dream would be very appreciated.

Not to mention, it would be a shame if the next owner of the house removed the pipe organ!

Thanks for reading and chipping into my pipe organ house and moving fund! :)