Help these married liberals escape!

My wife and I currently live in Greeley, CO. But it's just the worst, if smells like cow poop and it's all about oil, oil, oil! We have about half of what we need to move to the big city, in  Denver!  But we suspect it'll take us another 5 months!!!!  If the liberals on the internet would just donate 1 dollar each. we could afford to move, and we promise that anyone who donates is welcome to come smoke legal marijuana for free at our house, once a year, for free!!! What a deal!!!

I'm Michael McDaniel, and my wife is Harley McDaniel, and you can find us on Facebook if you would like to verify our story!  

Let's get these two lovely liberal kids ouf of this 70% conservative majority town!  Donate one dollar today!