Sit Down, Shut Up, Fund NJ Foodbank

(Disclaimer) : The Foodbank of New Jersey had no hand in the production or distribution of the parody video, and is in no way affiliated with this gofundme campaign. But since it's the holidays and Chris Christie is the gift that keeps on giving--and making fun of him is easier than spearfishing out of a barrel, Michael Hayne personally wants to help out the food bank of NJ...even if it has to be indirect. For example, it seems that every dollar that goes to them can become three meals and a mere five dollars can help feed a family of four (or a college-aged Chris Christie) That's a big fucking deal!

Here's the thing and how you can help: Chris Christie is all about Chris Christie and has refused to restore the much needed "heat and eat" benefits to SNAP, which resulted in more than 160k New Jerseyians seeing even further cuts to their already slashed SNAP benefits. After all, the working poor can't donate to Christie's shadowy superpacs for 2016. As a result, many charitable orgs, including the food banks, have had added stress and can use all the help they can get. Lastly, if you dislike Christie and would love to see more of these humorous Christie parodies leading up to 2016, then please give so that a rising comedian/writer/voice artist (therefore not always fiscally stable) can make more of these parodies on a much larger scale.  Better yet, Michael is a very talented impressionist who has performed tons of celeb/cartoon/political impressions for radio/film/web/apps and, based upon your level of giving, will send you a recorded thank you message in the voice of a politician, celeb, or cartoon. And if you don't, he'll just mutter "Why the fuck would you not donate to this campaign!" in Patrick Stewart's voice

Now watch Chris Christie star in a Sit Down, Shut Up... Chris Christie star in a Sit Down, Shut Up...coming soon nationwide in 2016 (unless there's another traffic study) and please donate what you can .