just pay for my vacation alright?
Donation protected
Hey, I'm feeling pretty bored, and I'd like to go on a vacation somewhere. The picture displays Venice, I really like it there, but I don't know, I might not go there. I also might. It's your money, so you can recommend a cool place for me to visit! I may not take your advice, but I also might.
I know 5000 dollars is a lot to ask for a vacation, so maybe if it's to Canada or somewhere, I'll take one of you with me. Or not, if you can give me enough money to pay for your own vacation, you should probably take that offer.
Questions Asked Frequently (QAF):
Why should you pay for my vacation?
Sentiment??? Maybe I made you laugh once and you figured that was worth some money? This could be a cry for help, you wouldn't want this to end terribly would you? Maybe you should give me the vacation, this kid looks like he may be on edge.
Why do you need a vacation?
I really don't, there are more important causes out there that are worth your money, but unlike the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, The American Cancer Society, and Invisible Children, you know where your money will be going directly. 100% of the funds will go to giving me a nice vacation.
Why shouldn't I give the money to another fundraiser?
You could totally do that, like the one for Officer Darren Wilson. He's raised $432,000 already. Are you gonna go give him more money? Alright, I see where your values lie. You monster.
What if you raise above your goal?
I really doubt that will become an issue.
What if you raise under your goal?
Turns out I can still withdraw your money.
If I pay for your vacation, what perks will I get?
What a weird question.
Can I see pictures of your vacation if you raise enough money?
Please respect my privacy.
When will this vacation be?
Whenver I really feel like it? But trust me, I won't spend any money on anything other than the luxury vacation.
Why are you doing this?
Being born a middle-class white boy has given me a sense of entitlement that I want to keep pushing until I can see the bubble burst.
Is this supposed to be funny?
I really don't know anymore.
I know 5000 dollars is a lot to ask for a vacation, so maybe if it's to Canada or somewhere, I'll take one of you with me. Or not, if you can give me enough money to pay for your own vacation, you should probably take that offer.
Questions Asked Frequently (QAF):
Why should you pay for my vacation?
Sentiment??? Maybe I made you laugh once and you figured that was worth some money? This could be a cry for help, you wouldn't want this to end terribly would you? Maybe you should give me the vacation, this kid looks like he may be on edge.
Why do you need a vacation?
I really don't, there are more important causes out there that are worth your money, but unlike the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, The American Cancer Society, and Invisible Children, you know where your money will be going directly. 100% of the funds will go to giving me a nice vacation.
Why shouldn't I give the money to another fundraiser?
You could totally do that, like the one for Officer Darren Wilson. He's raised $432,000 already. Are you gonna go give him more money? Alright, I see where your values lie. You monster.
What if you raise above your goal?
I really doubt that will become an issue.
What if you raise under your goal?
Turns out I can still withdraw your money.
If I pay for your vacation, what perks will I get?
What a weird question.
Can I see pictures of your vacation if you raise enough money?
Please respect my privacy.
When will this vacation be?
Whenver I really feel like it? But trust me, I won't spend any money on anything other than the luxury vacation.
Why are you doing this?
Being born a middle-class white boy has given me a sense of entitlement that I want to keep pushing until I can see the bubble burst.
Is this supposed to be funny?
I really don't know anymore.
Organizer
Nick Liam Holmes
Organizer
