Help me! I want to travel with Todd!

I just want one trip with my husband. For 7 years I have been sitting at home watching him travel the world with his amazing bands. EVERYONE asks me, "why don't you go with him?"  Well... because it is too expensive and I can't afford it. I recently thought... what if... if everyone I know donated $5 or $10 (the price of a cocktail)  it could happen! So let's see. Can I do it? How much do you want to see me be able to go with him all over the world???