Replace My Laptop

Hi Friends,

Something sad and awful has happened. I left my apartment for two hours, with my roommate still there. He decided to take a nap. When I came back, somehow my laptop was gone. It appears someone had been going through the apartment building jacking things.

Since it is my birthday I thought I would ask my friends to help chip in. I have never asked my friends for much, save maybe a donation to CoFED, but I could really use the help now. 

If 20 of my friends help me with $50, or 50 of my friends help me with $20, I’ll be able to buy a new one. If you want, I'll give anyone who helps me out with at least $50 a 30 min massage or I'll make you a bag of my bomb ass granola. I bake vegan protein powder into it and fill it full of nuts and spices and things like banana chips and craisins. 

I feel weird doing this, but I thought I would just ask. And the next time someone needs something meaningful like this for a birthday, or otherwise, I’ll be sure to help as well.

In friendship,
Matt