Sid Yiddish for President

I am Sid Yiddish, and I am running to be your President in 2016 as a Lincoln Republican. America has lost its way.  We are no longer  a happy nation. As your President it will be my goal to once again lead America to a happier place. With happiness comes hope, and with hope anything we dream is possible.

Your valuable donation will help support, not a Blue America or a Red America, but a red white and blue America unified under the flag of happiness. In that America we will support "Happy" camps, building an army and a new generation of happy people.

Do you remember a happier America? And if you do not recall a time when America was a happier place, isn't that the sort of America you would like to help build? With me, Sid Yiddish, as your President America will be happy again.

Please give what you can. The donation will go towards creating a national conversation about happiness. There are some valuable and unique items of appreciation, as well as incentives and ways you can get involved in creating a happier America.

For $250, I will cook you supper. For $500, I will cook supper and do your laundry, while you relax and become happier. We have CDs, bumper stickers, buttons, hugs and more. If that doesn't make you a little bit happier...

I am Sid Yiddish, and I want to be your President in 2016