Unemployed man child needs BB-8

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 I will review this adorable BB-8 Droid here: ‌

  Hello I'm a 37-year-old man child who recently got laid off from a large corporation that got bought by a larger corporation ,  right before the holidays. 

I make videos on YouTube  that people watch occasionally when they're drunk or under the influence. 

 I sure would like a Sphero BB-8  that I could have as a pet.  I feel a droid is a good starting place for me.  I don't have animals or children, so l feel this is a good jumping off point. 

Not only would the BB-8  provide me with companionship,  this droid might actually help get me a job. You donate the money and I will make videos documenting  my journey to success with my little droid at my side. 

I assure you there are more worthwhile causes  this holiday season, but, none will bring you the sheer entertainment value of me actually getting the droid and  becoming gainfully employed.

This holiday season open your heart to a man who is too homely for prostitution, too poor at math to sell drugs but, has no shame in asking you for your hard earned money to buy an electronic Star Wars droid.