JP Needs a New Car Fund

Summer is here and I need your help, human race.

I'm a single dad, working hard to support a beautiful daughter and maintain a good environment. Sadly, my car is going down the tubes fast. The engine stinks, the AC is broken (in Florida, no less!) And with summer camp approaching, hot weather, and the price of gas, I need to replace it ASAP so I can continue to actually drive to work and eat food.

So I prostrate before you today to beg... nay... plead for your hard earned cheddar so that I can get a small, sensible used car and still make summer camp payment.

As an added reward, I will fix your computer, I will program your universal remote, I will do your yard work, or I will shine your silverware. I can also cook like no one's business.