Help me kickstart my army career!

All my basis are covered and eligibility is around the corner.
The only thing standing in my way are my horrible stretched ear lobes. Working paycheck to paycheck doesn't do much for setting money aside for plastic surgery!
After extensive research I've found a reputable and reasonably priced surgeon in Laguna Beach who specializes in reconstructive lobe repair. This money is strictly to get me that much closer to my goal of joining the United States Army.