Help Me Pay My Ivy Dues

Ivy is my dream. 
That dream has become a reality.
Almost.

I don't have enough money to pay my dues. Why do you think I'm always in Frist: I've only payed half my housing contract.

I've borrowed and begged my way to 300$, enough to keep the creditors off my back for a bit...just. 

Please help. Or else my negligible Princeton social life will be totally gone. You'll catch me in Campus Club eating free chips, not a shred of Princeton approved social prestige left. 

This is my life. And it hangs in the balance. 

Any and all help appreciated. 

Love 
Sam or Seb or Samuel or Sebastian or whatever you know me by.
x

p.s. I'll do cup duty until I die if necessary Mina, so you know... there's that
p.p.s this is only half a joke